naxpi.blogg.se - List of songs from phantom of the opera

Celestial Bureaucracy: Well, infernal, not celestial - it is Hell, after all.Caustic Critic: While she will give a musical credit in the form of Saving Graces if she likes something in it, and she's not as brutal as most, her angel counterpart Donna calls her out on being harsh towards certain musicals even if they're energetic and harmless.Catchphrase: "Greetings Mortals, welcome to another session of the infernal court in Musical Hell~ I'm Diva, your judge, jury, executioner and- ".Cast of Expies: Diva's second sin for Titanic: The Legend Goes On is for its cast of blatantly unoriginal characters.Carnivore Confusion: In The Fearless Four, when Gwen is the one to show concerns over promoting sausages, Diva counters that as the only obligate carnivore of the group, she should be the last one to care.Sometimes Diva will say something is the "worst I've ever seen, and remember, I've seen this" Cue clip of a similar clip from a previous review.During the Rock of Ages review, exactly ten episodes after her review of The Pirate Movie, Diva feels like she owes an apology towards the Pirate King and his attention-grabbing crotchpiece when she gets to Stacee Jaxx's introductory scene, in which he's seen with an even more outlandish crotchpiece.Diva brings up Pierce Brosnan's lack of singing talent, first touched upon in the Mamma Mia! review, a few times, notably in the Grease 2 review ("Ugh, it's like an entire chorus of Pierce Brosnans!"), as well as when she touches upon The Bee Gees' lack of acting prowess in the Sgt.

Diva ends up giving Music eleven sins, noting that it broke the scale, surpassing Glitter as the worst movie she's ever reviewed.

Arthur from Pennies From Heaven is the first single character to get two sins solely for sheer unintentional loathsomeness, and Diva straight-up calls him the most detestable lead character she's ever seen in a musical, including intentional Villain Protagonists such as the Phantom of the Opera and Sweeney Todd.

Home on the Range was the very first film to get a sin before it even began, due to its epic failure being a major cause of the decline of hand-drawn animation.

Why bother giving a thoughtful critique on something that isn't even trying to be good?

Diva doesn't even dignify certain mockbuster films with a proper review, instead giving them a MST-style commentary.

Diva admits that the pyramid scheme used to finance Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return was so heinous that "it was out of jurisdiction" to sentence the producers the typical Cool and Unusual Punishment, instead sending them off to the Eighth Circle of Hell for a more "old-school" punishment.

I feel like this whole song was just a stop to the " Think of the Children!" crowd. Diva: Also, the whole "violence is not the answer, music is the path to enlightenment" message is a bit incongruious for a franchise based on beating things up.